Posh Possessions Admirer Pillows

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

A Macaroni in 1772

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

'New money or old money?'

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

The evolution of a woman's purse.

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

"Now do you see, Betty, what a little luck, a few sound investments and the shameless inflation of corporate profits through bogus transactions can buy."

Our Yuppie Dad

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

Prince.

View Down Ladies' Mile

Lifestyles of the rich and swinish.

'It started with enlightened self-interest and then spread to greed.'

"Of course, it's hard to tell what a place really looks like without furniture."

'Now that's big money!'

Realty Porn

"See? Isn't this better than being happy?"

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

"It's a little present I gave myself for being so rich."

"The Driver Assist package offers suggestions on how to convince your wife you need this car."

"Monday, July 7, 1986. It is a quiet morning at Belle Aire. Slight fog. Beuford is fussing with his trailer hitch..."

British Occupation of Egypt set to continue.

Proud to be posh!

"It's my mom's birthday. Have you anything with that 'new purse' smell?"