Property Admirer Pillows

"Of course, it's hard to tell what a place really looks like without furniture."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Cat statues on entrance gate

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

I love the Shard

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

The High Line at Giza

'Greenwich in the Season'

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"Look, son, real estate."

Your Home Remodel Team

"Do you smell something?"

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'