Asset Admirer Pillows

William and Real Estate

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Reading my Critics

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Robocop and Juliet.

Money Bar.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

Football

Life and Death

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

Flying in Formation.

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

The Thinker

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

Fish Boarding

"There's the mailman!"

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."