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Asset Admirer Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who truly appreciates assets and treasures? Our curated collection features humorous and thoughtful products that celebrate their admiration for valuable items. From clever mugs to witty t-shirts, find the perfect way to honor their keen eye and passion for assets that matter most. Whether for a friend, colleague, or yourself, these gifts are ideal for asset enthusiasts who enjoy showcasing their appreciation in style.
"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"
"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"
Reading my Critics
Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.
"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."
Robocop and Juliet.
"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."
The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?
Money Bar.
Robot Jogger
"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."
Robot walking pet robot
'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'
"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."
Life and Death
Football
"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."
Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.
"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."
"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."
Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.
'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'
Now hiring.
Flying in Formation.
"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."
The Thinker
'This kind of thing will never take off.'
"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."
"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"
A Simplified Map Airport Map
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."
Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved
"There's the mailman!"
"My, it feels good to sit down."
Asset Admirer Gifts Collection
Asset Admirer Mugs
Explore our selection of quirky mugs perfect for asset enthusiasts. Find the ideal humorous or heartfelt design to start their day with a smile.
Asset Admirer Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that capture the asset admirer’s love of treasured possessions. Perfect for adding humor and personality to any space.
Asset Admirer Prints
Decorate with prints that celebrate the asset enthusiast’s passion. Great for gifting or personalizing their favorite space.
Asset Admirer T-Shirts
Browse our fun and witty t-shirts made for asset admirers. Show off their passion with clever graphics and comfortable style.