Liquid Asset Admirer Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who appreciates the clever side of finance? Our collection for liquid asset admirers offers fun and stylish products that highlight their passion for cash flow, investments, and financial finesse. These thoughtfully designed items make a memorable gift for finance enthusiasts, traders, or anyone proud of their liquid assets. Perfect for adding a humorous touch to their home or wardrobe, these products combine wit with a nod to their investment savvy.

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'Ooh, this is an old one. I'll bet it's worth its weight in oil.'

'Ooh, this is an old one. I'll bet it's worth its weight in oil.' mockup

'Ooh, this is an old one. I'll bet it's worth its weight in oil.'

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"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?" mockup

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

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"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal." mockup

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

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"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money." mockup

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

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Money Bar.

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A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy. mockup

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

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Cupcake Excitement Scale

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"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die." mockup

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

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'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.' mockup

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

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"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose." mockup

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

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"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'" mockup

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

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The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions. mockup

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

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"Mine's bigger than yours."

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Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins. mockup

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

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Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!' mockup

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

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Haunted museum

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"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?" mockup

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

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'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!' mockup

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

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"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state." mockup

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

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When I make it, I like to see it. mockup

When I make it, I like to see it.

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"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?" mockup

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

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'You call it a beer belly, I prefer to think of it as a lump sum settlement of liquid assets.'

'You call it a beer belly, I prefer to think of it as a lump sum settlement of liquid assets.' mockup

'You call it a beer belly, I prefer to think of it as a lump sum settlement of liquid assets.'

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'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?' mockup

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

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Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day. mockup

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

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'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...' mockup

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

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"He's everything I want in a man." mockup

"He's everything I want in a man."

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Cash by any other name.

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'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.' mockup

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

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'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.' mockup

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

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"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?" mockup

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

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William and Real Estate

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"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass." mockup

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

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'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.' mockup

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

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'It's my only indulgence.'

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Liquid Asset Admirer Gifts Collection

Liquid Asset Admirer Mugs

Discover more witty mugs perfect for liquid asset lovers that combine humor and investment savvy—find your favorite style today.

Liquid Asset Admirer Pillows

Check out our humorous pillows designed for finance fans—bring a playful yet sophisticated vibe to any space.

Liquid Asset Admirer Prints

Browse our collection of stylish prints celebrating liquid assets—perfect for adding personality to any room.

Liquid Asset Admirer T-Shirts

Explore our collection of amusing t-shirts for investment enthusiasts—ideal for showcasing their passion with a fun twist.