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'Ooh, this is an old one. I'll bet it's worth its weight in oil.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Money Bar.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"Mine's bigger than yours."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Haunted museum

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

When I make it, I like to see it.

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

'You call it a beer belly, I prefer to think of it as a lump sum settlement of liquid assets.'

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"He's everything I want in a man."

Cash by any other name.

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

William and Real Estate

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'It's my only indulgence.'