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'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Children's artwork exhibition.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Pastorius wonders why.

Candle Portraits.

The Selfie

"The overthinker"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Wagging Dog

Misunderstood artist

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Giant white horse.

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Children's Art Show.