Liquid Art Appreciator Mugs

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Children's artwork exhibition.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Misunderstood artist

"The overthinker"

The Selfie

Wagging Dog

Pastorius wonders why.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Candle Portraits.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Children's Art Show.

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Cats at private view

Giant white horse.