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'You call it a beer belly, I prefer to think of it as a lump sum settlement of liquid assets.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

Bug hanging up stockings

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

Enter your pin into the bubble.

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'

"Good God! Has the dollar fallen that far?"

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

Have you hugged your money today?

"The stocks rally wavered on news Janet Yellen sounded greenspanish."

'The market dropped on the news some IRS refund checks said 'do not cash until next Friday'.'

Mark Zuckerberg

'You should have been here last quarter when his earnings estimate was off by two cents, instead of one.'

'I hear the market went on quite a roller coaster ride today.'

'Ms. Clayton, we're counting on you to reverse this trend...'

"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."

'Psst. . . tell me about your 'obscene dividend' fund.'

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

Redeemable Securities.

'Economist'

'...and remember, it will be the biggest investment you'll ever make.'