Liquid Asset Aficionado Mugs

'You call it a beer belly, I prefer to think of it as a lump sum settlement of liquid assets.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Bug hanging up stockings

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

Enter your pin into the bubble.

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'

"Good God! Has the dollar fallen that far?"

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

Have you hugged your money today?

'Ms. Clayton, we're counting on you to reverse this trend...'

'You should have been here last quarter when his earnings estimate was off by two cents, instead of one.'

"The stocks rally wavered on news Janet Yellen sounded greenspanish."

'The market dropped on the news some IRS refund checks said 'do not cash until next Friday'.'

'I hear the market went on quite a roller coaster ride today.'

"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."

'Psst. . . tell me about your 'obscene dividend' fund.'

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

Redeemable Securities.

'...and remember, it will be the biggest investment you'll ever make.'

'Always bought low.'

"Millions is craft. Billions is art."