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'Don't you try on shoes before you buy them?'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'You can't come in here with that.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"I'm addicted to water."

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"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'You call it a beer belly, I prefer to think of it as a lump sum settlement of liquid assets.'

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

"Yes, a lie. I've been living a lie, I'm not Italian at all."

"Well.....this is awkward."

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'Love the kitten heels!'

"You might consider new socks as well."

'Touching.'

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

'Tap shoes? You can't use tap shoes in the jungle! Honestly, Herb, you'd let the trader sell you anything!'

"You didn't specify which slippers, so I brought the L.L. Bean and UGG. Also, Mittens here made you an old-fashioned."

"I wish I lived in a name brand shoe."

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'