Liquid Shoes Aficionado Gifts

'Don't you try on shoes before you buy them?'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'You can't come in here with that.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"I'm addicted to water."

Crocodile Shoes

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."

'You call it a beer belly, I prefer to think of it as a lump sum settlement of liquid assets.'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

"Yes, a lie. I've been living a lie, I'm not Italian at all."

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

"Well.....this is awkward."

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"You might consider new socks as well."

'Touching.'

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

'Tap shoes? You can't use tap shoes in the jungle! Honestly, Herb, you'd let the trader sell you anything!'

"I wish I lived in a name brand shoe."

Bartenders making cocktails

"You didn't specify which slippers, so I brought the L.L. Bean and UGG. Also, Mittens here made you an old-fashioned."

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'