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A book called 'Money isn't everything' is on sale for $399.95

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Claus 2.0

Reading my Critics

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

So you're a mocking bird...

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Bird Torture.

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'I think he's lonely.'

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Mensa Does Improv

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Robot Painter

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Employee of the Month

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'