Posh Enthusiast Pillows

Worshipping at the shrine of posh

Proud to be posh!

Too posh for Padstow!

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

The Return Of The Minipants

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

Bald Man Overcomb

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Trendies, INC

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Georgian head-dress

It bag and no knickers!

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"If they fit, we can return them."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

'New money or old money?'