Billionaire Lifestyle Admirer Gifts

Bill Gates ambushed by divorce lawyers.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'New money or old money?'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'You will make big bucks, then you'll give it all away to reduce your taxes.'

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

'Satellite TV? You're spoiling that kid.'

'Janis, I've sustained a paper cut. Do we have any hundreds in petty?'

Lifestyles of the rich and swinish.

'That would be way embarrassing.'

Our Beloved $68 a Share

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

Ex-CEO, will work for millions.

"That happy little cloud floating over the Unicorp Building? I want that."

'Could you lend us some money to buy you out?'

'Ahoy there! We've been adrift for three weeks. Can we come aboard and use your toilet?'

'Straight back from a week on the yacht only to find a fine for the firms' anti bribery and corruption systems failure.'

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

Couple sitting very far apart.

Celebrity anagram: I'm a merry bachelor (Answer: Michael Barrymore)

huntsman on horseback

'No suspicious circumstances here chief. Just some old rich dude who spoiled himself rotten.'