Start-up Fanatic Pillows

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Boom

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Decision Making Block

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

'Wow, my own desk!'

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"The first one was the hardest."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

Setting up companies

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"How much do you need?"

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."