Start-up Supporter Gifts

'Is it my imagination or are entrepreneurs getting younger.'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Applause

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

'Wow, my own desk!'

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Business As Usual Bar & Grill: 'How's business? 'Don't ask!'

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

Home for the Holidays

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

Mark Zuckerberg

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"How much do you need?"

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"