Start-up Supporter Pillows

'Is it my imagination or are entrepreneurs getting younger.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Applause

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

'Wow, my own desk!'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Business As Usual Bar & Grill: 'How's business? 'Don't ask!'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"How much do you need?"

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"I now only take orders online. Shipping is free, especially since you're my neighbor."

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"