Stand-up Comedy Supporter Pillows

King says to Jester with microphone: 'Sir, I do not much care for your move into 'more observational stuff'.'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Zombie standup

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

The Rooster Comedian.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

Stand-up Romcom

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

TV jester.

Applause

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

"Am I sensing fear?"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'