Stand-up Comedy Supporter Mugs

King says to Jester with microphone: 'Sir, I do not much care for your move into 'more observational stuff'.'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Zombie standup

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

The Rooster Comedian.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

Stand-up Romcom

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

TV jester.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Applause

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

"Am I sensing fear?"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

The Family Joules: Part 3

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

Jim Carrey,

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."