Humor Supporter Mugs

'And we can count to eight. That's more than you can say for them.'

'Well, here it is, but I don't see any pot.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Police Feline Unit

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Speed Dating for Turtles

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Faster, Georges, faster!

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Do Not Resuscitate

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Selling lemon latt�

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Cariactures

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'Cannonball!'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Here and There Trays