Humor Supporter Gifts

'And we can count to eight. That's more than you can say for them.'

'Well, here it is, but I don't see any pot.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Police Feline Unit

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Do Not Resuscitate

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Faster, Georges, faster!

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Cariactures

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Selling lemon latt�

'Cannonball!'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Here and There Trays

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'