Satire Supporter Gifts

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'$600 may be a lot for a pair of boots, but this was the best purchase of my life.'

Class Clowns

'Hey, don't blame me, blame PETA!'

"It's the only way we could get the vacination programme to pay..."

"Please listen carefully, as my menu options have changed."

'Your insurance will cover your entire operation, but only if performed by our office receptionist.'

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

"You're making more at this firm than anyone else whose brain is the size of a walnut."

"I don't know what you're so surprised about. I told you I'd be in the Farmer's arms this evening."

"Damn, you are smooth."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Beggars' sign - 'Firmly believed my own financial newsletter'.

Corona clown car

'This baby has lots of memory.'

'Bill says there's no money in our bank account, but I've still got some blank cheques left.'

'To hell with the rules.'

'Unemployee of the month.'

'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'

'I'm putting you on these anti-greed pills.'

"Religion, politics, sex...in this part of the world every cartoonist is free to draw whatever he wants!"

'Can I buy you a drink?', 'Thanks, but I'd rather just have the money.'

'You have a disease. Nothing famous I'm afraid.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

"I was wondering how they planned to vaccinate everyone without putting healthcare workers at risk."

"We printed you off our new 3D printer. Which is why you don't get time off, a raise in pay and lunch breaks."

Thought balloon becomes inflated ego

Pick your own fruit - Pick your own nose

'That's what I call women's logic.'

'I hate these braces!'

Pig choosing a false leg from a butcher.

"In the 'Woke' world, I can't be overweight, lazy or drink too much - what's not to like?"

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

'Ahmadinejad strikes me as the kind of man Jay Leno makes jokes about...'