'I'd say it's pre-liposuction.'
Satire Follower Gifts
If you have a satire follower in your life, you're in the right place. Explore our collection of clever, satirical gifts that add humor and insight to their day. From fun mugs to witty t-shirts, find a gift that resonates with their sharp sense of humor and creative spirit. Perfect for bringing a smile or sparking a conversation, these thoughtful items celebrate their love for satire and clever commentary.
Can I pick your brains?
'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'
Wordilly Durdillies - Junk food
Golf Myth #473--The Perfect Game.
"I did ask for a raise actually, but the boss refused. How did you know?"
"Vaccine or trick?"
'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'
Occu-Pie Mars
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
'That's our mission statement.'
'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'
Director/Action Man toy.
UK/US Free Trade Deal
'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'
(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)
"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"
"I believe we've found the weakest link."
'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'
Doctor examining Easter Island statue.
Trump pardons
"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"
Do Not Resuscitate
Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.
UK border controls relaxed.
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"
'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'
"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."
'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'
'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'
Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).
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"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
Satire Follower Gifts Collection
Satire Follower Mugs
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Satire Follower Pillows
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Satire Follower Prints
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Satire Follower T-Shirts
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