Satire Supporters Gifts

'Crazy bastard.'

Craft hell

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

For the last time, no, I have no wish to add a hotel to my odyssey. Why Odysseus didn't use a travel agent.

"Okay people, pagers, beepers, and cell phones ON."

Getting a seat on the bus.

"I don't care how comfortable it is - You look like an idiot!"

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

"I'm sorry, but we don't serve women here."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Hollywood Sign Developers

Director/Action Man toy.

Life is for the birds.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

What's normal?

Lesser known greek gods,

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Cord cutter

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Parade of Businessmen

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

The Snarky District