Satire Followers Gifts

Firefighters fatally fail fallen comrade.

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Director/Action Man toy.

Life is for the birds.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

What's normal?

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

Lesser known greek gods,

U of Debt

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Cord cutter

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Parade of Businessmen

On the brink.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."