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Firefighters fatally fail fallen comrade.

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Director/Action Man toy.

Life is for the birds.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

What's normal?

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

U of Debt

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

Lesser known greek gods,

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Cord cutter

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

On the brink.

Parade of Businessmen

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."