Satire Follower Pillows

'I'd say it's pre-liposuction.'

Can I pick your brains?

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

Wordilly Durdillies - Junk food

Golf Myth #473--The Perfect Game.

"I did ask for a raise actually, but the boss refused. How did you know?"

"Vaccine or trick?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Occu-Pie Mars

'That's our mission statement.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Director/Action Man toy.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Do Not Resuscitate

Trump pardons

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

UK border controls relaxed.

"Away with the warmonger!"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

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'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).