Satire Supporters Mugs

'Crazy bastard.'

Craft hell

"Okay people, pagers, beepers, and cell phones ON."

Getting a seat on the bus.

"I don't care how comfortable it is - You look like an idiot!"

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

"I'm sorry, but we don't serve women here."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Director/Action Man toy.

Life is for the birds.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

What's normal?

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

Lesser known greek gods,

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Cord cutter

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

On the brink.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

The Snarky District

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Parade of Businessmen

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."