Satirical News Follower Gifts

Fake news department

'I apologized..! What more do you want...?!'

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

US election postal vote controversy

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

Fiscal cliff

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

Flu Drugs.

Pop star weather report.

D. H. Lawrence

Remain calm, we need to talk. We don't want to alarm you. Run for your life! Oh boy. The economic news is not good. It's apocalyptic. We both lived through the depression. More like barely survived. We're seeing parallels -- lack of government investment, no-tax policies ... Fire, disease, bad cellphone coverage ... You're enjoying this too much. you said I could. Spend cautiously, Rudy. Have a back-up plan. Sell your gadgets, buy canned goods. Oh boy.

Dangerous Trumpism

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

'Hey, we wanted budget cuts, we got budget cuts.'

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

USA-Russia ties.

'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'

'Which? Covid-19 Variant' Guide.

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

"Obama planted it."

Improvised Election Device.