Satirical News Follower Prints

Fake news department

'I apologized..! What more do you want...?!'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

US election postal vote controversy

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

Fiscal cliff

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

Pop star weather report.

D. H. Lawrence

Flu Drugs.

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

Dangerous Trumpism

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

'Hey, we wanted budget cuts, we got budget cuts.'

USA-Russia ties.

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

Waste disposal

"Obama planted it."

'Which? Covid-19 Variant' Guide.

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

Improvised Election Device.

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'