Supporter With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

Applause

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Pin the blame on the donkey.

A Golden Non-Retriever

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"...and in conclusion..."

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"Paper or plastic?"

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

"Make it look like an accident"

"Religion, politics, sex...in this part of the world every cartoonist is free to draw whatever he wants!"

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

"Mr. Sherman, you hired our team of management consultants to stremline your enterprise, and that is precisely what we are doing."

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'