Fashion Fan With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

"This place was a lot more fun before the dress code."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

I e-bay t-shirt.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

A herd of sheep stand in a field; one sheep is wearing a t-shirt that reads "Staff".

"Mum, I can't find my camouflage jacket."

"That's Mrs. Bigfoot. I'll let you take her."

'Go and tell your Mom that she has her Bikini on back to front again.'

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"Funny. I never thought of you as having legs."

"I am not flying south with you, Harold, if you insist on wearing that stupid hat!"

"In your case I think glasses would work better than contact lenses..."

Got anything in high definition?

A woman shops for choir robes in sizes 'small' 'large' and 'large but think they are small'.

'Well, they've finally designed a bikini that's smaller than the price ticket.'

Some people just can't wear snug fitting woollens.

Tank Tops.

'Thunderbird Reserve? If I had known, I would have worn a fresh garbage bag.'

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.

"And a Richard Whiteley jacket. In case you get into trouble and need to attract attention."

Raoul forgot that Pete was a body-builder!

Let's pretend these unloved looks are key trends for 2024