Fashion Fan With A Sense Of Humor Prints

"This place was a lot more fun before the dress code."

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

I e-bay t-shirt.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"That's Mrs. Bigfoot. I'll let you take her."

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

"Mum, I can't find my camouflage jacket."

'Go and tell your Mom that she has her Bikini on back to front again.'

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

A herd of sheep stand in a field; one sheep is wearing a t-shirt that reads "Staff".

"Funny. I never thought of you as having legs."

"I am not flying south with you, Harold, if you insist on wearing that stupid hat!"

"In your case I think glasses would work better than contact lenses..."

I (upside down heart) NY.

Got anything in high definition?

A woman shops for choir robes in sizes 'small' 'large' and 'large but think they are small'.

"I recently went wireless."

Raoul forgot that Pete was a body-builder!

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.

"And a Richard Whiteley jacket. In case you get into trouble and need to attract attention."

'Well, they've finally designed a bikini that's smaller than the price ticket.'

Some people just can't wear snug fitting woollens.

Let's pretend these unloved looks are key trends for 2024

"Another year and another inch for your belt buckle."

'Have you got anything a little less invasive?'