Sense Of Humor Advocate Gifts

"Welcome to Baby Co. You have some big pants to fill here, young man."

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Ethics exam cheater.

Zenemies.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'What'll it be?'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

"What if it's smarter than us?"

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

Human meat.

Pope Kimba XXIII.

Preserve these Wetlands.

'Your 1 o'clock appointment is here, Mr. Barnes. I took the liberty of canceling the rest of your appointments.'

"Well, class, HUMOR isn't usually considered a basic sense, but we'll add it anyway..."

"Very funny."

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

"I've had enough of character building, Dad. Can I support a successful team now?"

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

"Would you consider selling me the TV and movie rights to what you just told me?"

"I want you to leave here today with a message of joy!..."

"What do you love best about me. . . my handsome face or my sexy body?"

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

'He's been at it too long. Now, when he bell rings, Dr. Pavlov salivates.'

"It appears to have all the physical properties of a normal plant. . . Hello - what's this?"

"C'mon, man, we're gonna need you to find that or...things might not workout with you."