Sense Of Humor Advocate Pillows

"Welcome to Baby Co. You have some big pants to fill here, young man."

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Ethics exam cheater.

Zenemies.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'What'll it be?'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Human meat.

Preserve these Wetlands.

"Well, class, HUMOR isn't usually considered a basic sense, but we'll add it anyway..."

'Your 1 o'clock appointment is here, Mr. Barnes. I took the liberty of canceling the rest of your appointments.'

Pope Kimba XXIII.

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Very funny."

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

"Would you consider selling me the TV and movie rights to what you just told me?"

"What do you love best about me. . . my handsome face or my sexy body?"

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

"I asked you to take Mother home, not too a home."

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'

Cheeky Devil and Thief LTD

"It appears to have all the physical properties of a normal plant. . . Hello - what's this?"

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

Ninja

'He's been at it too long. Now, when he bell rings, Dr. Pavlov salivates.'