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"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

6 Brothers Falafel

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

'Wow, my own desk!'

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

Mark Zuckerberg

'It's lonely at the top.'

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

Home for the Holidays

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"How much do you need?"

"I've simplified our work process!"

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

Dirty man to fellow business man: 'I got in on the ground floor, then had to tunnel out.'

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

"If I'm laid off, may I apply for a job at your start up?"

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!