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"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

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'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

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'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

'Wow, my own desk!'

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

'It's lonely at the top.'

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."

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"How much do you need?"

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"I've simplified our work process!"

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

Dirty man to fellow business man: 'I got in on the ground floor, then had to tunnel out.'

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"If I'm laid off, may I apply for a job at your start up?"