Comedians Of The Stone Age Gifts

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

Occu-Pie Mars

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Early on-line shopping

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

A prehistoric football match.

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

Mammoth Posing

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

'What's on the other side?...'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"Comments are turned off."

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

"I love it!"

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."