Stone Age Musician Gifts

A guide to ancient instruments.

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Those Were The Days

Early accounting scandals.

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Used wheels

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"This is what I use for social media."

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'Is the fire included?'

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."