Stone Age Rhythm Enthusiast Gifts

the world's first music critic...

Marimba

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Chano Pozo,

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Early Business Planning

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Music producers.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

The Drummer

The Little Drummer Boy.

"Too much club."

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

The first Dermatologist.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Unfinished Masterpiece.

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

'Is the fire included?'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.