Stone Age Rhythm Enthusiast Gifts

the world's first music critic...

Marimba

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Early Business Planning

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Music producers.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

The Drummer

The Little Drummer Boy.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

"Too much club."

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

The first Dermatologist.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

'Is the fire included?'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."