Stone-age Beat Maker Gifts

"The dawn of music. Hey! Some of us are trying to sleep!"

I love my Timpani

New music conference

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Music producers.

The Drummer

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

Musicians.

"Now you've done it!"

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'He uses rim shots instead of banging on his gavel.'

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Learn how to identify the parts of a drum kit

'Your back is never going to get better until you stop playing the piano with a walking band.'

"Who, me?"

the world's first music critic...

2 Live J. Crew

The Drummer

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

Man playing the timpani drum.

A Drummer: 'Bom, Boom, Boom.'