
"The dawn of music. Hey! Some of us are trying to sleep!"
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"The dawn of music. Hey! Some of us are trying to sleep!"
I love my Timpani
New music conference
"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."
"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."
Ginger Baker.
Music producers.
George Martin
'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'
The Drummer
"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"
'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'
'So Roger, how's your invention going?'
"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"
'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'
Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!
Hieroglyphic disco dancer
"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."
Clydesdale never misses a beat.
"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."
Musicians.
"Now you've done it!"
"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."
Yehudi Menuhin.
'He uses rim shots instead of banging on his gavel.'
'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'
'Your back is never going to get better until you stop playing the piano with a walking band.'
Learn how to identify the parts of a drum kit
"Who, me?"
Discover of the brass age.
the world's first music critic...
2 Live J. Crew
The Drummer
A Drummer: 'Bom, Boom, Boom.'
Man playing the timpani drum.
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