Public Transit Fan Pillows

A king waits at a bus stop.

The little infrastructure that couldn't

'I'm afraid someone's taken your seat, there are no refreshments and we're running an hour late.'

'The buses and trains are all stopping today.'

The Bus Stop.

'Climb aboard and I'll tell you about the new budget cuts.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Ancient taxi

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

Inflatable car

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

A bendy-cow.

'Tickets, please.'

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

Cultchah!

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

The Fantasy Train

Accident

Pubic transport

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

Omnibus conductor refering to foreign passengers as 'a couple more Leicester Squares'

'Oh, the magic carpets are just for backup.'

Batman getting the subway

Have you tried eating soup on a high speed train?"

The Little Engine that Couldn't Care Less

'Hi,I'm on the train.'

Giant Crossword out of Window.