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"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Draw!

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

Hip Operation

'Same address, 20 years later'

Bell ringer.