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'I think my grandpa's pretty old. He can do math in his head.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Draw!

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

'Early Laptops.'

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

You've got snail.

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."