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'A spelling test? -- Surely they have software for that sort of thing!'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

A school of fish.

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'He was very big in Vienna.'

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

Tokyo City Limits

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Multiplication. This "multiplication table" thing, has it been peer reviewed?

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

Criminal background checks on teachers? How come? To weed out child abusers. Ha! When you taught, you were routinely accused of severe abuse, mother. True. I inflicted the letters "C," "D" and "F" on many of my students. Wow! That's so outlawed.

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

Rocket science for beginners.

'Mrs. Finnegan put me in the accelerated recess program!'

'It says 'Oxford contains many historic seats of learning.' Take my picture with this one.'

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

The Polygon family at home

'No, 4 plus 4 isn't 7 Central Time.'

Elvis' autopsy

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

"Chris! You've just re-written the same paper you handed in yesterday!" "Well, you said to do it over again."

Cave college: 'I'm too old and slow to hunt, so I ned to apply for grant to study gathering.'