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'Yes, I'm counting on my fingers but then, isn't everything digital these days?'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Diner.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

The original paperless office

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Computer Class.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Early on-line shopping

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."