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'Ms. Worden, please go to the library stacks and bring me a few education journals from the 70s. It seems everything old is new again.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

Sir Winston Churchill

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Second hand furniture.

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

U of Debt

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Lessons in Prehistory.

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"How soon will this be a remnant