Retro Education Buff Gifts

'A spelling test? -- Surely they have software for that sort of thing!'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

A school of fish.

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'He was very big in Vienna.'

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

Tokyo City Limits

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

'Mrs. Finnegan put me in the accelerated recess program!'

'No, 4 plus 4 isn't 7 Central Time.'

'It says 'Oxford contains many historic seats of learning.' Take my picture with this one.'

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

The Polygon family at home

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

"Chris! You've just re-written the same paper you handed in yesterday!" "Well, you said to do it over again."

Cave college: 'I'm too old and slow to hunt, so I ned to apply for grant to study gathering.'

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."