Retro Schooling Fan Prints

'I think my grandpa's pretty old. He can do math in his head.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Draw!

'Early Laptops.'

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

You've got snail.

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."